Bad celebrity fashion: a conundrum of confusing looks

October 24, 2010

Not sure what happened this week; it seems like everywhere I looked I saw celebs in outfits that made me scratch my head and say ” What ? ”

Lots of just random things thrown together to create a look… a look… that wasn’t a look. More like a cry for help.

Taylor MomsenTaylor Momsen. 16 years old. Vampire streetwalker. The guy on the right’s face says it all when it comes to those shoes. Dude, I feel your pain.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I really like Jennifer Love Hewitt, so I hate to have to say it, but this outfit is just not good. The coat looks like a bathrobe from the Spring 1972 Spiegel catalog, . And those orange shoes just make me cringe. Yuck.

Nicole RichieNicole Richie. Let’s see… Nautical stripes, blue velvet shorts, gray tights, furry gray cardigan, leopard fedora and Carol Channing’s glasses. It’s like a bad fashion acid trip.

Jada Pinkett SmithNo one can deny that Jada Pinkett Smith has a rockin’ body, but this is just bizarre. I guess it’s a romper, which she pairs with a tuxedo jacket and lace-up Mary Janes ? She’s missing something here…oh yeah…pants. I hate when that happens.

Katy PerryKaty Perry. Frilly vest. Fringy boots. Skin tight mini-skirt and knee socks. Perplexing.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling. Dude, is that your little sister’s tennis top ?

Julianne MooreThis really pains me because I love Julianne. But truly, this could be the most god-awful dress I’ve ever seen. She wore this to a movie premiere for ” Let Me In ” in Abu Dhabi. Let me out.

Kelley OsborneThe newly svelte Kelley Osborne recently announced she’s going to design her own fashion line. Can’t wait.

Rihanna filming music  video " Loud "Thank God for Rihanna. She is not confused at all; this is the outfit she chose to film her new music video ” Loud “.

You nailed it, girl !

That’s a wrap; have a great Sunday !

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Gabriele McKnight October 24, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Ok really? First, Taylor Momsen seriously looks like she’s freakin’ high! Or maybe she just got released from the crazy house? Second, I like Jennifer Love too, but she looks like my friends grandma in that outfit. As for Nicole Ritchie, I just don’t understand how she got up one day and, put this ensemble together and thought she looked good. I guess it would be acceptable if she were attending a 70′s Pimp and Ho party for Halloween? Jada does have a smokin’ body. The thing that bugs me the most is her hair. She looks like the Predator’s girlfriend. I do like those Mary Jane’s though. I am going to have to agree with you on Katy Perry. Perplexing. Next up. Ryan Gosling looks like he’s trying out for a part in Grease. And is that an MTV tattoo on his arm? Um when I saw Julianne’s outfit, I died a little inside. Let me out is right. Kelley Osborne is just adorable. That outfit is very Betsey Johnson of her. Lastly, Rihanna has no issues with looking absolutely awful almost all the time. Even her hair is an abomination. At least she covered that up in this picture. Definitely loud. But I think I’m gonna have to rename her video to “Vomit.”

olivia March 18, 2011 at 10:04 am

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